Author: Greg

Greg, aka Pheno aka the Floracle is an expert on high quality cannabis. He is a recovering cancer/stem cell transplant patient; former physical therapist; doctors assistant; medical office coordinator and manager Pheno Reviews. He publishes his reviews regularly to Instagram. "Not here to just tell you the flavors and the high but the effects and the benefits from both recreational and medical side."

Review of the strain Ugh-G! by Life is Not Grape.  Genetics: OG Kush Pckg: 6/1/23 THC: N/A I had patiently waited for a fresh batch of this one and when Zalympix came around, I made sure to find the treasure….thank you for the blessing K The inhale was a combination of nostalgic gassy vibes mixed with a more complex piney backbone. Fuel and funk covered the palate while slight notes of subtle pine soul and Mr clean mixing. Great pressure, very smooth and clean smoke especially since the strain is very strong. The exhale was more of a continuation of…

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Review of “Sour Shizu” strain by Ten Co Genetics: Sour OG Pheno Pckg: 12/06/22 THC: 28.04% Had the enjoyment of trying another strain from the people at @theten.co , Sour Shizu is a new take on a classic old school strain. The taste on inhale was a flavorful burst of clean and lime with jabs of smooth skunky funk jumbled with some notes of fruity candy gassy terps without all the harshness on throat whatsoever. Very smooth and clean smoke  especially for an OG. The exhale was a combination of tarty, sweet kushy vibes with slight bursts of limey candy ️. The…

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Review of “Jet Lag” strain by Permanent Holiday. Genetics: Thin Mint Cookies x SFV OG Pckg: 01/16/23 THC: 36.48% CBD: ND This was my first try of a strain from @permanentholidayca and this strain came highly recommended and liked what the cross was so had to give it a go. The taste on inhale was a smack of fuel and kushy goodness, interchange both parent strains came forward; first with the thin mints to start off that gassy goodness and then a smack of that fuel from the sfv OG to remind you what the deal is. Great pressure, nice…

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Review of “Loganberry Zlushie” strain by Gramercy. Genetics: Zlushie (Ice Cream Cake X Grape Zkittlez X Gelato 41) x Loganberry (Kushberry x Lemon Cherry Gelato) Pckg: 01/12/23 THC: 30.182% CBD: 0.209% This was a cross of two popular strains; Zlushie & Loganberry. Been waiting for a fresh batch of this since I had heard about it. The taste on inhale was a vibrant candy burst, notes of sugary and candy goodness from the clash of the two titans with undertones of subtle fuel and slight powdery kick to sinus and palate. Think of a LCG x Z x Pink Runtz…

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Review of “Candy Funk” strain by Doja x Backpack Boyz  Genetics: LCG x Z x Guava BX1 Pckg: 02/22/23 THC: 34.784% CBD: 0.272% This collab was highly anticipated; no pun’s intended. Had to give this one a try just off name and merit alone. The taste on inhale was a musky vibrant taste of fruit terps mixed with gassy candy feels and some subtle sweet and even bittersweet blackberries mixed into it. Great pressure, nice clean and smooth . The taste on exhale was more of an evolved  runtz with the Z kicking in meeting with some slight candy terps and…

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Review of strain “Vanilla Cherry Coca” by Mount Burnin. Genetics: Grape Gasoline (Jet Fuel Gelato x Grape Pie) x The Menthol (Gelato 45 x [White Diesel x (High Octane X Jet Fuel)] Pckg: 02/06/23 THC: 28.36% CBD: ND This was another example of trying something new or something I didn’t expect to enjoy since the name but different than expected. The taste on inhale was a vibrant flavor burst of fuel and flavor; gassy notes from the jet fuel gelato but also very nice complex darker blackberry vibes; like a lemon blackberry gelato . Good pressure, smooth and clean smoke…

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Review of “Zoap” strain by Wizard Trees  Genetics: Rainbow Sherb V2 x Pink Guava #16 F2 Pheno 21 Pckg: 02/27/23 THC: 24% Something familiar yet something new here with this one, like seeing an old photo that brings back memories. The taste on inhale is exactly what you would expect and assume, done proper and filling the palate and hitting all the taste buds with a funky spoiled fruit yet tasty clean goodness…..not much to go into detail with Zoap and coming from a cultivator like @wizardtreez . Great pressure, very smooth and clean smoke  . The exhale was a…

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Review of “Loganberry” by Grammercy Thank Your Connect. Genetics: Kushberry x Lemon Cherry Gelato Pckg: 11/23/22 THC: 35.789% CBD: 0.270% Had the pleasure of picking this one up while it was still super fresh so a happy camper from the start. The taste on inhale was a burst of both candy terps and slight fruit terps with undertones of subtle gassy goodness; pockets of fuely sweetness and slight sour fruit notes. Good pressure, very smooth and clean . the taste on exhale was a continuation of the inhale but interchanging of the subtle sour sweet with gassy kick, full and…

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Review of the strain “Ropeium” by Champelli. Genetics: OZ Kush(Zkittlez x Eddy Leep OG) x Thin Mint Cookies  x Lemon Cherry Gelato Pckg: 02/01/23 THC: 33.20% CBD: ND This was on the list of long awaited and anticipated strains to try since the never got to try afresh version of the batch. With a tri cross such as this I was expected a lot. The taste on inhale was a skunky musky kick with undertones of fuely candy gassy goodness….all three parent strains are present on flavor and terp profile, like a sampler of this and that. Great pressure, very…

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Review of the strain “Blue Bank Roll” by Silky Gelato. Genetics: Blue Sherbet x Gelato #41 pheno Pckg: 12/27/22 THC: 31.32% CBD: ND Wanted to give @mountburnin another try and there flowers could be a hit or miss for me, wanted to always try a fresh batch of the Bankroll Silky but this Blue Bankroll will have to do until then. The taste on inhale was a deep subtle citrusy dark berry tang with undertones of fuely candy and gassy terp flavors. Both parent strains are represented wel as@it’s a nice balance of flavor and slight sweet from the blue…

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